to whom it may concern...

Imaginary Letters to No one in Particular.

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Dear Neighbour we share a wall with, 

The bass-filled music was okay the other day when it was the first time it had happened, and it only lasted 15 minutes.

This morning’s listening has gone for 2 hours. It doesn’t really sound like music anymore. Maybe turn up the treble? Maybe turn down the volume? Maybe change it to One Direction so we can all enjoy?

Kind regards, 
Unit 2

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Dear John Travolta,
That’s a lotta rhinestone-bedazzled leather for a straight man.
Also, hanging with Olivia never helped anyone.

Dear John Travolta,

That’s a lotta rhinestone-bedazzled leather for a straight man.

Also, hanging with Olivia never helped anyone.

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Dear friends/relatives,

Please stop telling me to “just get an iPhone”.
I don’t want the phone that everyone else has. It is made of glass and I will break it.
My Blackberry gives me texts, emails, FB, Twitter and internet. I can even play Bejewelled on it if I really want.
I do not know what instagram is and this doesn’t bother me.
I drop things. A lot. A Blackberry is made of hard, durable plastic. Your phone is made of GLASS. I WILL BREAK IT.

Thank you for your time and consideration.

Regards,
cassvag x

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Dear Channel 10, 

"Being Lara Bingle" ??

No.

Just, no.

Regards,
everyone with a brain or a soul. 

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Dear Nova 937, 

Whatever happened to “Never More Than Two Ads in a Row” ?

Go back to that.

Kind Regards,

Frequent Radio Channel-Changer

x

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Dear Channel 9, 

There is no such time as “7 O’Block”

Kind regards, 

everyone with a watch

x

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Dear Voice, 

If you could kindly return by 9am tomorrow so I can do my show, it would be most appreciated.

Thanks and kind regards,

cassvag

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Dear Fly buzzing around and around me as I sit with my laptop,

I think you are purposely doing this to annoy me.
Please stop.

Regards,
cassvag. 

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Dear Freddy the Ford Focus,

$650 for an alternator? $260 for an engine mount?
You’ve really outdone yourself this time.
Thanks.

No regards,
cassvag

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Dear Freddy the Ford Focus, 

I appreciate you not breaking down until I got home from work and the shops. Thank you for your consideration in that matter.
I would, however, prefer you to stop taking my money for things such as “Batteries” and “Registration”.

Do you have access to my bank account? How is it you always know when I have saved up a nice little amount of money and spring something like that on me?

I serviced you when there was nothing really wrong. I always park you in the shade in summer. I may leave lolly wrappers and empty bottles inside you, but I feel like I treat you pretty well.
I would appreciate if you just did your job and left my bank account alone for at least 6 months.

Kinds Regards,
cassvag x 

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Dear Channel 7, 

ABC’s iView and Channel 10’s full episodes online shit all over your “plus 7” 
Your resolution is crap, there are too many ads and you should be able to watch it in sections.
Just sayin’.

Regards,
cassvag x 

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Dear Brain,

Please stop replaying ‘All of the Lights’ by Kanye and Rihanna. It’s Kanye, for fucks sake. We have better taste than that.

Yours,

KDH x

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